I wish this was a true story…  But, that wouldn’t solve the problem of a file not saving correctly late last night and all the work vanishing.. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” – Ron Swanson

“David Myers, the Jewish guy who works at City Hall, once told me a schlemiel is the guy who spills his soup at a fancy party. A schlimazel is the guy he spills it on.

Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlimazel of our office.”

Ron Swanson on Jerry Gergich

I cheated the randomness of the music this morning.  I felt “Fire And Rain”, by James Taylor was fitting. I’m not really in a music mood, so I think I’ll put “Parks and Recreation” on as background noise. Can’t go wrong with “Ron Swanson” portrayed by Nick Offerman

Appropriate Line:

Oh, I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain
I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end
I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend
But I always thought that I’d see you again

I laughed a bit too much at the response @nick_offerman gave to this question. I could picture this happening in Season 7 of Parks and Recreation, Of course it would be masked with a “beep”. I can hear him saying it in my head.

Some of the responses were funny too. 

Late last night as I was laying in bed trying to stretch out my back I was flipping through twitter and saw that Jim O’Heir, who is mainly know as Jerry/Gerry/Gary from “Parks and Recreation” won a Daytime Emmy Award for a guest starring role. 

This morning when I picked the tablet up and again was trying to stretch, I saw that former castmate Nick Offerman had responded to his buddy’s post.  It’s neat seeing friends complimenting friends even in Hollywood. 

Either I’m watching too much Parks & Recreation at night as I fall asleep or not quite enough. I made my second Ron Swansonesque statement, this one concerning soup. 

“If a soup, no matter the kind is not chunky and meaty enough, it is quite simply just a  broth.”