Happy Birthday to @Nick_Offerman and @evilhag who turn 48 and 34 today.  Maybe the sharing of a birthday helped these two mesh so well on screen. 


I just finished listening to these 12 little short stories (7-11 minutes each), with unique and colorful tales. Tommy Chong as a smoked out of his mind rabbit in their rendition of  “The Tortoise and the Hare” was up there, but Caramello/Cinderella might be the tops.

When you scam a diner owner by punching a jukebox to get free songs.

Nick Offerman, “Bedtime Stories for Cynics” defining a “Fonzie Scheme” 

I finished the Mark Twain Classic “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”. It was an audio book, and I listened to it for one main reason. Nick Offerman is entertaining.  

I wish this was a true story…  But, that wouldn’t solve the problem of a file not saving correctly late last night and all the work vanishing.. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking for laughter, I turned to my Roku yesterday to find some. Nick Offerman and his better half, Megan Mullally have a comedy special on EPIX called “Summer of 69 (No Apostrophe). It was funny. Songs, letters, a couple of guests out of the audience. 

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” – Ron Swanson