you boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.
I finished the audiobook version of Charles Bukowski’s “Ham on Rye” earlier. It might be his strangest yet. It was all over the place. Talking about details in the 4th grade that a 4th grader shouldn’t be talking about, I alluded to that when I first started it.
It remained strange. It remained Bukowski
13 becomes 12.
I finished the book by Norm MacDonald today. It was highly entertaining and somewhat confusing. Billed a memoir, it was laced with fabricated stories, which makes you wonder what % was accurate and what % he had this big shit-eating grin on his face as he pecked away at the keyboard, or talked into a recorder like he mentioned doing.
I listened to the audiobook version and that made it more entertaining simply because it was his unique voice reading it.
He has a twitter account and often is tweeting out play by play to a ball game, golf tournament or some sporting event. When I read the tweets, I hear his voice in my head. That happens with 3 people that I can think of. Norm MacDonald, Nick Offerman and Brian Baumgartner, which when I read his tweets, I hear the voice of Kevin from “The Office”. I can’t help it, just how I’m wired.
“Pronto” by Elmore Leonard will likely be the next one off the list, I’m a little more than half way through it, though with baseball season opening up the Mantle & Cobb books might draw some attention as well. “Ham on Rye” by Charles Bukowski is a contender as well since it’s an audio book.
18 returns to 17
I often carry things to read
so that I will not have to look at
I’m listening to Bukowski’s “Ham on Rye” and he’s talking about learning about “fucking” in 4th grade, which is after he talked about a neighborhood girl showing him her panties on a daily basis. Dongs, holes and juice.
People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.
I finished Charles Bukowski’s “Hot Water Music” this evening via the audio book version. Even though was a collection of short stories as opposed to a full blown novel, it was more of the same, drinking, gambling, women, sex, and unhappiness.
17 stays 17.. Added the Norm MacDonald book since I have an audiobook of it.