I had “Storage Wars” on for background noise as I finished some work.
A guy stumbled on what he believes is an old Moonshine Still. It’s cutting to a commercial and he’s asking some antique dealer what he thinks it’s worth.
The response was “It’s worth about 10 years in the pen”. That made me chuckle. They gave it an actual value of $800-900 the guy bought the entire unit for 600 and didn’t seem happy.